Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
