new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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