one might say we're banned from that church
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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