No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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