Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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