You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize