Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
