You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
