Michael Bay diarrhea
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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