how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
