He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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