That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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