I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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