i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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