If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
why is half of my head shaved?
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