I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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