no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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