The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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