And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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