i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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