But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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