Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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