"it" just moved
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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