I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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