so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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