what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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