ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
farters have to be the big spoon...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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