I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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