either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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