the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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