I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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