I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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