We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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