Already got asked if we're dating
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I pour the whiskey from now on
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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