i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Randomize
