Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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