So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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