please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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