Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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