So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
