Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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