i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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