Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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