If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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