I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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