names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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