It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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