I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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