***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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