My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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