summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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