omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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