I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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