If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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